Tuesday, September 23, 2008

More Conversations with a 2-year-old

Cast of Characters: E-minion, Dad
Setting: Living room and Dining room

Dad: What are you doing?
[E-minion has the secretary open and is rifiling through the papers stashed inside.]
E-minion: Nothing.
Dad: Oh really.
E-minion: Just go outside, Dad.

Thursday, September 18, 2008

Me vs Vilociraptor

I could survive for 1 minute, 3 seconds chained to a bunk bed with a velociraptor

For the record I think the estimation is a bit high. My bud Nicole and I went to see Jurassic Park in the theater alone, when we were about 12-13ish -- before we could drive. We thought we were cool since we went to the late show. I recall having vivid dreams in my loft bed that night.